"Lydia was more than just my thane, she was my friend! SHE WAS MY LOVE! She died throwing herself in front of your flames to protect me, when you attacked us ON OUR DATE NIGHT, and I never even get to say I love her! You will die, dragon! I'LL MOUNT YOUR BONES OVER THE WALLS OF WHITERUN!!"
Dragon: "You....YOU IDIOT, IT WAS OUR DATE NIGHT!!! That WENCH cut between us when we were dancing; how could you forget that?! And the fire was only to scare her off, you nitwit!! She just HAD to keep getting in my face; I couldn't turn away in time to keep from roasting her!! Oh wait; YOU don't remeber any of this, because YOU were too busy PLACING BETS ON WHO WOULD WIN THE FIGHT INSTEAD OF BREAKING US UP LIKE A GROWN ADULT!! You are the most insufferable human I've ever met! You want a fight?! FINE!!! I'm going to EAT you WHOLE, you brainless oaf!!!"